What The F*** Is A Slasher?

Okay, so you might need to sit down for this one. Or don't, that's okay, too. Have you ever read horror books? Or watched old classic horror movies? Yeah, welcome to my life. Let me tell you something, slashers are real. As real as my cat Dario and as real as Vlad's laugh. They are undead entities whose sole purpose is to kill. It doesn't matter who gets in their path, slashers will murder your ass if you get in the way. And these fuckers are strong. Yeah, very hard to kill--but yes, they can be killed...um, again. The reason why they are hard to kill and they are strong is because all they live off is the rage and anger in their veins. Literally. Some big-name slashers are dudes like Jason, Chucky, and Freddy. Among many more.

They are all about dismemberment, knife wounds, and even decapitation, so it is never a pretty sight. But again, welcome to my life. Do you have any idea how hard is to keep clean clothes on me? Yeah. Thank Christ for laundromats.

"A slasher. It's a type of undead, I guess... sorta like a vampire or a zombie. They're so full of anger that they don't wanna die. They hate love, youth, sex.... things they miss, from life. All I know for sure is that they're mean and hard to kill."